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Dick Cheney has been called away from deciding who George W. Bush will appoint to what. Now, Cheney's doing the road show to drum up support for Bush's privatization of Social Security by scaring us into it.

Meanwhile, two House committees have subpoaenaed pro baseball players to testify about steroids later this week. Some are fighting the subpoenas.

Combining the two themes, it amused me to make Cheney buff -- juiced on roids to muscle through Bush's privatization plan. After all, he is a strong force, just not a physical one.